February 2012
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http://www.fanfiction.net/s/7861416/1/A_Cargan_Story
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Your ma? I fucked her.
Your ma’s ma? I fucked her too.
Your cousin? Fucked that bitch at the reunion.
Your brother? Fucked that nigga last week.
Carlos? Fucked that foo and his gurl, lol.
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Nothing sets the motion like a little bit of lotion to get you strokin’ to release all that emotion.
Attitude is everything.
You have to risk it to get the biscuit.
Be supreme, be extreme, be a queen.
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Kendall can poke my whispering eye anytime he wants.
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Dear guys, if you’re not tall, tan and muscular, or if you’re name is not James Maslow, keep walking.
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Watchhellomothafucka:
yeux—bleus:
A MONKEY BUTLER
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Like Logan Mitchell, I too can turn any man gay.
Btr taught me..
kool-zilla:
musicspeaks22:
bigtimepotter7:
That I’m a star. What did Btr teach you?
BTR taught me that i’m a cover girl
BTR taught me that I’m not alone.
That it’s okay to be Gay!
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I love how Worldwide was all sad and shit, but Carlos was just smiling throughout the whole thing. He was like, “Keep walking white girl, all the way to New Zealand.”
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But when you see it....
bigtimebombshell:
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James: Someone just asked us do we like the curtains behind us and quite honestly no-
Kendall: Not really.
James: -they're, they're hideous, we're in our hotel room.
Kendall: If I had to pick them, if I was designing this place, I wouldn't have done that.
Logan: Hola Chile!
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Shabooya sha sha shabooya ROLL CALL!
My name is Carlos
I like to party
and when I shake it
The girls say “ay Papi”
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jamesmaslut:
hey you guys
hey you guys guess what
i’ll give you a hint
i’m high as fuck
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